devilmns:

devilmns:

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

midnightcowboy1969:

prokopetz:

Per experimental protocol we cannot disclose whether your boyfriend is part of the test group or part of the control group, nor can we comment on the likelihood of his inclusion in either cohort; suffice it to say that it’s possible that we’re sorry about your boyfriend.

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour

there’s a whole culture of mostly white women whose entire personality is “Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee or ill kill you” and a barista’s job is to deal with those people before they’ve had their coffee

sword-and-stars:

Broke: love triangles

Woke: throuple

Bespoke: codependent and probably slightly unhealthily attached found family that may or may not all be romantically involved but everyone’s too afraid to ask.

666chevy:

is the EMH fandom still alive pls say yes

nbbybirth-milfbychoice:

tinsnip:

tolbyccian:

[id: a five panel comic drawn digitally of jon sims, a black man with long curly hair pulled into a messy braid, and tim stoker, a filipino man with jaw-length dark brown hair, sides cut shorter in an undercut. the dialogue is formatted from a series of text messages.
in the first panel jon leans close to show tim his phone screen. jon says, “wanna see something.” and reveals a screenshot of an internet browser with 436 open tabs. he goes on to say, “look at this. i cant close any of them. i need them.”
in the second panel tim, looking concerned, says, “what the fuck is wrong with you.” jon, turning away from tim, replies, “so much.” tim says “too much?” and jon replies “i was vulnerable and opened my heart and my tabs to you. this is how you treat me.”
in the third panel, jon turns back towards tim suddenly, shoving his phone in tims face to reveal that he now has only 412 tabs open. he says, “will this make you love me? respect me?” while tim smiles slightly.
in the fourth panel, jon gestures as he rants, “i refuse to close my carcinisation tab.” tim replies, “your… what tab…” and jon responds, “crabs. they all become crabs in the end. going and going and going and suddenly! claws! little sideways walking! we all become crab.”
in the last panel, jon looks at his phone with a troubled expression while tim points at his screen. jon shows tim a screenshot of the wikipedia page for carcinisation and says, “evolution sometimes just takes a look at what we have become and simply decides that maybe it’s best if this one was a crab actually.” tim says, “now explain the other 411.” and jon responds, “no.” end id]

beelzebabe422:

Purple 💜😈